Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)

Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

by lunarcruiser720 March 21, 2023

take it cool

to be a chiller, take it easy and be cool.

“Dude you’re acting super un-chill right now, you need to take it cool”

by stecker312 September 17, 2022

Taking a Fluffy

a phrase named after a former eNASCAR Heat Pro League Series Driver, this means when you absolutely destroy a toilet by taking a huge shit; usually when you're gone in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes or longer.

Kyle: "Hey, bro where have you been at?"
Dale: "Sorry man. Just got done Taking a Fluffy."

by RDL24 July 9, 2024

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Taking a Shower

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022