Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Ur Mom

Hot

“Ur mom is very attractive and hot”

by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022

Ur mom

You just got🕺🕺

Ur mom just got rick rolled🕺

by Elon musk is June 2, 2022

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

ur mom

word that can be used as the ultimate comeback from you friends

*****DO NOT USE IF PERSON DOES NOW HAVE A MOM*****

Person 1 : hay what are you doing?

Person 2 : ur mom

Person 1 : hey wanna hang today??

Person 2 : cant i'm hanging with ur mom

Person 1 : hey your cute

Person 2 : ur moms cute

Person 1 : ur ugly

Person 2 : so is ur mom

by ur mom April 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom Gay!!!!

Ur Mom Gay!!!

by P-47 Thunderbolt July 6, 2021

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022