Michael

will treat you like a princess and is good with his hands if you know what i mean😏 future dilf. has a hot morning voice and the body of a greek god but back off he’s taken😜

anyone: leah is so lucky bro- michael’s the best

by michaelfanpage101 September 26, 2021

Michael Jackson's children

Michael Jackson had 3 children, a set of twins- a boy N a girl, and a baby girl .

He had them with his Only wife HildaHvshki before she was immortalized 1994 , her name is Perpetua-Felicidad.

Michael Joseph Jackson's children is 3.
Michael Jackson have Twins.
Michael Jackson's children are wealthy.

by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

michael

michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him

damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??

by Bute November 22, 2021

Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020

Michael

A very hot man. Ladies always follow him around. Also a great leader and very kind.

Every girl in my grade likes him hes such a Michael

by Dino696969420 June 17, 2022