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trumps fart

1. Verb: a word used when one uses an air compressor to peel an orange, 2. Noun: a fart that smells faintly like orange juice.
That was a trumps fart broski.
by bidensfart November 19, 2021
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fart munching

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:
by kkoner February 21, 2022
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fart preview

Refers to any occasion when you feel a large bubble of gas "transfer" or "travel" from the upper part of your colon to a position somewhat lower down, but without actually exiting from your butt immediately. This gastronomical "heads up" can be extremely useful in allowing you to both adequately prepare for the eventual "eruption" and hopefully prevent any disasters/embarrassment from said expellation, since it not only notifies you that a sizable fart is imminent, but it also enables you to (1) judge the approximate size/intensity of the upcoming whizzpopper and thus determine whether you should hastily change locale to avoid offending others' ears/noses, and (2) predict what **type** of fart ("dry" or "wet 'n' messy") it will likely be, so that if necessary you can rush to the bathroom, shed your pants and underwear like they're on fire (if they aren't already smouldering from repeated extra-spicy-chili farts!), or take other appropriate steps/precautions to lessen your chance of soiling both yourself and anything else that your butt happens to be in close proximity to, such as a chair, mattress/bedclothes, someone else's lap, etc.
Girl, surprised out of a sound slumber by her guy's sudden alarmed flinging off of the bedclothes and hasty exiting of the bed: Where ya going, honeysnugglez?
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
by QuacksO January 3, 2017
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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.
Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.
by pork21 January 15, 2021
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Bumble Farts

Wet period farts consisting blood in a warm fart.

Farting on your period.
My period started yesterday, I'm having horrible bumble farts.
by thighdollasign June 23, 2019
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fart blower

A person who talks out of their ass.

They talk excessively but have no idea what they are talking about & just like to hear themselves speak.
Yo. I was watching Chris Coumo on CNN talking about how great he is.

What a fart blower
by MeBig 911 January 11, 2021
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