Take A Mokon

Taking a Shit

I need to take a mokon and blow this concentrated evil out the back of me

by Nepharius November 17, 2023

taking the George

also taking the george micheal, ie taking the michieal or mickey.. to take a rise out of someone

look at what he's worn to the wedding............. is he taking the George

by Shakey71 April 25, 2010

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.

You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.

by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022

Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office

"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"

by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022

Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024