shit breath

Weapons-grade halitosis.

His breath smelled like rotten eggs, double dipped in shit and deep fried in sulfur.

He was commonly called shit breath in the office.

by Ong-Bak November 11, 2008

shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"

by Steeeeve May 11, 2006

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008

Rocket Shit

A "Rocket Shit" is the type of shit you take when you're in a hurry. These shits are typically expelled from the anus in a fast and sometimes loud manner, hence the name: "Rocket Shit"

Oh man, after that Mexican food i rushed home and took a rocket shit, it was a photo-finish.

by JoexVirus December 9, 2007

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

social shit

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.

Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.

by Claire M December 20, 2007

Skinny Shit

not fat shit.
Long ribbon turds that squeeze out like tiny rope instead of being a big solid dump. Usually as a result of eating only ice cream, chicken livers, and potatoes. Drink some water and eat an apple, then check out your turd to see if it's bulked up.

My poop shoot is depositing skinny shit into the toilet, i better start drinking more water!

by ForestNymph69 January 2, 2012