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Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions
Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,
by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020
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Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.
Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Rule 1

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."
by CrLmao May 31, 2020
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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.
I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.
by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020
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bella rules

A person who is amazing at everything except for losing
Him: Your good at that
Her: Yeah I'm like a Bella Rules
by FoodLover22 June 15, 2020
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rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club
by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020
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