A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
Get the Posh Poo mug.The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
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A delicious snack on a Wednesday after school.
A delicious snack on a Wednesday after school.
Damn this poo is mulalicious!
by Godnotagain September 29, 2022
Get the Poo mug.Poo Chi refers to the positive energy associated with a toilet - effectively the vibe one gets when taking a dump.
That service station had terrible poo chi - I didn’t enjoy that dump at all
The toilet in my hotel room had wonderful poo chi - so clean and peaceful. I could look out and see the mountains and the birds while doing a poo
The toilet in my hotel room had wonderful poo chi - so clean and peaceful. I could look out and see the mountains and the birds while doing a poo
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Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.
by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022
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