Flame brain

Too fired to give a fuck.

Pheobe Easton, Michael Jones

You don’t even know what you’re talking about you flame brain

by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat February 12, 2016

Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.

" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"

by Astromonotical May 18, 2019

jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 02, 2017

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by November 18, 2020

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 09, 2021