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shit breath

Weapons-grade halitosis.
His breath smelled like rotten eggs, double dipped in shit and deep fried in sulfur.

He was commonly called shit breath in the office.
by Ong-Bak November 11, 2008
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shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.
Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
by Steeeeve May 11, 2006
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barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)
I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.
by wooob July 6, 2008
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What? Shit!

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.
Man in Fleece Lined Jean Jacket: "Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

Friend: "Buddy, A and Z are right next to each other"

Man: "What? Shit!"
by Trucker Sucker September 25, 2009
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shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.
Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
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Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
by jonathad April 1, 2010
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Shit Terror

The fear of shitting yourself at any random time.
Gina had a bad case of Shit Terror.
by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010
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AWW SHIT

The phrase typically said when your about to get fucked. Usually said when your about to get in a sticky situation. Sometimes said when you make a mess that you know youll have to clean up.
Nick: Dude, you just sat in a big pool of chocolate milk.
Greg: AWW SHIT
Nick: Nice one
by CAHACKLELACKLE6 June 1, 2011
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