toxic floss job

to have someone floss their teeth with the hair near your anus

"dude shit got real weird last nite and a girl gave me a toxic floss job"

by J Dangles January 26, 2010

Scented Blow Job

When someone is receiving a blow job, and passes gas.

Shayna said, "I don't think I'm going out with him again" "Why not?" asked Jamie, "Halfway through me going down on him, I smelled rotten eggs!" "Sounds like you got a scented blow job!"

by Johnny Rockets 1234567890-= April 14, 2010

Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.

Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.

by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.

Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

blow jobs

When the female sucks the male's penis untill it is hard and firm. (blowing it up-inflating)

whoa baby... your blow job really inflated my dick. May i return the favor?

by Turnpickle April 25, 2003

rim job

when someone eats out ur butthole

my mom gives me rimjobs all the time(yea nasty isnt it)

by Antonio Burt July 10, 2005