Frunken's Law

A term that originated in Cheezburger comments. Much like Godwin's Law, it is the claim that the longer an internet discussion goes, the more likely it is that, regardless of the topic, someone will make a rape analogy.

"Wow, that guy's pretty sexist, wonder why she's with him."

"Why is it a woman's fault for dating a jerk and not the guy's for being a jerk? This is just like when a woman gets raped, people say, 'Oh, she shouldn't have been wearing such provocative clothing, she should know better.'"

"Frunken's Law in record time."

by NotFrunken October 14, 2014

sibling-in-law

1- Sibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's sibling.

sibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

co-great-great-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's husband.

My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

co-mother-in-law

Child-in-law's mother.

co-mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Law of Cosines

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.

“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab

by kumicakes September 23, 2025

co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019