Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025

Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained

"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"

by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024

Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products

My parents are Apple brained too!

by slideglide March 13, 2025

brain

the only organ that has fried completely after that day

Cosmin: My brain is gone since I watched that stand-up show on Youtube last year.

by friedbrain July 7, 2022

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Warrior Brain

A person who, without any critical or logical thinking changes into battle. Often to the demise of friends, party and family members.

"God, *name* is such a Warrior Brain."

by DiversionRoute April 14, 2024