Housing

House music + dancing = Housing.

I'm going Housing tonight at the club.

by Fit Mix® Melissa October 18, 2023

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House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

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The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023

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three walls shy of a full house

Not very bright and lacking in any common sense whatsoever

Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!

by Dcstrutter November 12, 2023

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White House

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812

“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?”

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

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Gone into the shit house

Definition 1: Going to the restroom (usually referring to a outhouse)

Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

“Gone into the shit house” is defined as having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.

(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.

(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.

by The Snowman April 7, 2023

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