Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022

Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.

A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.

by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022

Dead the beef

Deading the beef is another way of saying stopping the drama between people

P1: Is it bless if we meet with Michelle?
P2: nah because me and her haven't dead the beef yet.

by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022

Naturally dead

Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.

The son was a bastard and a catholic so he is "naturally dead."

by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022

dead like yeh

A saying said almost every thirty seconds by a little bitch named IRV

Irv stop saying dead like YeH

by Pickles4eva December 6, 2021

Dead Like YeH

A saying IRV needs to stop saying this every second

Stop saying dead like YeH IRV

by Pickles4eva December 6, 2021

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021