David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.

Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*

by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024

David Lopez

A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito

Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call

by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023

David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.

I wish that my dad was a David.

by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023

David the chef

David is the hotrail king. He will serve up some mean hotrails you can’t handle

David! Hey guys it’s David the chef, time to make us lunch .

by Ssandy November 18, 2023

David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.

Person 1:“Was that fat kids name David?”
Person 2:“I don’t know but he sure looks like one.”

by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023

David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.

Person 1:”What’s that fat kids name over there?”
Person 2:”I’m 100% sure it’s David”

by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023