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Five minutes and five brains late

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Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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CIG Brain

A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.

See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy
He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.

She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.
by Nulltoric June 10, 2025
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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Dick for a brains

by Thug life wieen April 12, 2024
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Warrior Brain

A person who, without any critical or logical thinking changes into battle. Often to the demise of friends, party and family members.
"God, *name* is such a Warrior Brain."
by DiversionRoute April 14, 2024
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Brain Nourishment

brain nourishment is when you are watching so-called "brainrot content" on any social media platform (tiktok, youtube, instagram etc.)

the brain nourishment happens during the viewing of the following things: skibidi toilet, rizz, edging tutorials and such
Person 1: (shows video of skibidi rizz)
Person 2: ah yes, brain nourishment
by skibidirizzler2017ohiosigma April 15, 2024
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