Bag Job

Person with a sexually appealing body but an ugly face. Saying a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'.

I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a bag job.

by ErinBagJob May 23, 2021

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wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017

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splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

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Brown Bag

A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.

Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.

Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.

by ObdurateSoup. July 31, 2019

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Bag Bearer

The term "Bear" means to hold or carry something.

The term Bag Bearer is someone who "Bears" a bag.

The word bag bearer, is the person who carries THE bag. The bag is sacred to whomever is given the title "Bag Bearer". The bag bearer has to have certain abilities, such as, looking extremely emo, being very unfit and fat, smoking just to look cool, and many other "great" abilities.

"Luke is such a Bag Bearer!"

"Silly Bag!"

"WHERE'S MY WAFFLES!?!?"

by Jesus' Best Friend <3 March 30, 2009

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