eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

eat this denziel

In other words eat this black denziel washington dick.

Eat this denziel nigga bitch.

by MasterLopes October 25, 2018

Go eat some

if someone’s being “gay” or beggish.

“i dont like your feet”

“Go eat some”

by jojojojosewer April 12, 2025

Dick Eat

When somebody is copying off someone else or being extra hype for someone and not shutting df up.

Boul: WOW DUDE UR SO COOL U REALLY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!!!!!
Me: dick eat

by slide nd provide December 5, 2021

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout

“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 21, 2022