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The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
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Baby-Birding

When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.
Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
by Nguy69 December 7, 2018
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Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.
Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
by Bkk4 January 1, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.
Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side
by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011
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dirty bird

A dirty bird is the word for a KFC in the state of Kentucky.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the dirty bird?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!
by Czecho_Slovakia January 1, 2023
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#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small
she got a f*cking #Bird Vag
by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018
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