Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

Top

Someone who is on the top during sexual intercourse, or louis tomlinson

"do you think louis tomlinson bottoms?"
"nah, he definitely tops"

by directioner#31237468 December 29, 2020

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

Top

To get head.

"Just got some top from this stripper bitch"

by VinnyNY January 2, 2021

Top

A top, is a person who is giving during sex not matter the position. Opposite from a bottom, a person receiving during sex no matter the position as well. A switch is both of these things. A top is different from a dom (a dominant person) the main difference being a dom being the person on top during sex and a top being the one giving during sex.

A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .

Grace: are you a top or bottom
Hailey: im a switch

Noah: are you a dom or sub
Andrew: im a dom

by paris_babe January 4, 2021

Jimin’s Top Lip

Something that does not exist.

Jimin’s top lip is covered with concealer to appear nonexistent.

Army: Did you know Jungkook has a pet fish?
Other Army: That fish is as real as Jimin’s top lip.

by taehyung’s dog January 7, 2021

top

you
you are a top.

charlotte? oh yeah, she’s definitely a top

by wetcoochdrip January 10, 2021