RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

Rule 202

Treat others the way you wanna be treated. Just kidding.

Hey, stop it!
Rule 202. I don't have to.

by Myke Didgett July 4, 2020

rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.

Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM

by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020

Rule 94

If it exists, It's been made into the Weezer blue album cover.

The "94" references the release date of the album.

Rivers: Aye bro, check out this Rule 94 I made.

Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.

by Admiral_Alex June 17, 2021

Rule 30

Rule 30 states if there is milf near you, you no longer have the flu.

Boy 1: Hey, I’m going to this milf
Boy 2: Don’t you have the flu?
Boy 1: Rule 30 man
Boy 2: Oh your’e right

by Mike Oclonng December 29, 2021

Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.

"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."

by JfizzyYT April 24, 2022