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Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
by BruhBro6969 August 8, 2023
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Duck Milk

A type of milk commonly found in Australia. The ducks that produce this milk are called 'milk ducks'.

Sometimes (if they are a very rare species) they will produce milk with a turquoise hue.
"How was your duck milk, Sarah?"
"It was great!"
by LoveussySanussy June 11, 2024
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Gamer milk

by Jord3 September 10, 2021
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Oreo in milk

Yo i heard you were a oreo in milk?

Yeah, all the girls were bad as hell.
by ItsTazzLol August 26, 2017
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shim milk

MESSY ASS TRANSGENDERS WITH BALLS AND STICKS IN BETWEEN THEIR LEGS
SHIM MILK RAN TO SHIS DAD AGAIN.
by GHEEBABY May 31, 2023
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Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
by Jack2748 March 22, 2025
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Choocy milk

by DickDongDick December 17, 2020
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