bird bender

When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.

Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

Dirty bird

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”

“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”

by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025

Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.

"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"

by CredibleSourceOnTheInternet May 8, 2018

Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.

Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.

by Manny99999 December 17, 2014

My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

Surfin Bird

A-well-a everybody′s heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a don′t you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

John: Don’t you know about the bird
Sam: no which one
Emily: The surfin bird
Sam: What about the bird
John: Well everybody knows that the bird is the word
John: A-well-a bird, bird b-bird’s the word

by tanzanitegem November 2, 2025

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023