National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025

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eating out on a thursday

giving a woman oral pleasure

Matt: Me and Sandra are eating out on a Thursday tonight ;))

Carl: But it’s a Tuesday?

by thursdayscranner May 19, 2020

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Eat

Food

Eat rn

by Sfgae.fan March 21, 2021

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Eating Out

A straight version of Jeffery Dahmer acts way down along those lines

Boy 1: Yo are you eating out a girl?

Boy 2: Yeah I’ll be consuming her pussy all up

by TurkeyGobbleGobble May 29, 2023

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cave eating

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing

well I'm going to go cave eating

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025

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Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

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