grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

smell your ma

A derogitory comment, which one says to piss off someone else. Often accompanied by holding two fingers under the nose of the victim.

JJ: Your Gay

Lars: No im not, Smell your ma. I had her last night, oh and once this morning!

JJ: Fuck off

by Larry Sanchez September 1, 2008

Pulling Your Goalie

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

up your intake

an insult commonly used on eating disorder spaces; something you say when someone says something extremely outrageous and dumb, insinuating that a lack of food/nutrition has caused their brain to regress to a state of doltish stupidity.

tldr : they’re calling you stupid and telling you to eat more because its clear your brain has rotted from malnutrition

up your intake.

by tiasfln March 5, 2022

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.

Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.

by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010

stretch your neck

The act of moving your neck in a direction usually to get a better look at something. Also sometimes used as a cheat code in the Google dinosaur game.

Person A: Can you see what going on over there?
Person B: No, but you should stretch your neck and see.

by Sup532 January 2, 2018