“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023
Get the Squirty Bird mug.1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
Get the kill 2 birds with 1 stoner mug.Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.
"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."
by Same Welton May 14, 2021
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by masonjar93 September 4, 2014
Get the Bird Beak mug.1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
by Hillieanders May 12, 2019
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