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Tabasco Taco

In the act of spicing up foreplay, take a preferred hot sauce of your choice and rub it into your fingers. Then proceed to slowly make your way down the waist and shove those spicy phalanges in there and wait for results.
Guy #1: I think I'm going to take Jessica to the next level.
Guy #2: Oh really? How so?
Guy #1: I'm going to give her the good old fashioned Tabasco Taco
by Kookuhrawn June 16, 2019
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Dude beef taco

A vagina that looks like ground beef hidden deep within a hairy bush (that make it appear as though there may be a penis underneath.)

May also refer to a chode.
Ian, "So did you hook up with Nicole last night?"

Stan, "Yeah I almost died because of her dude beef taco."
by James Justice June 17, 2019
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Glossy taco

When a girls pussy is wet before fucking... or glossy taco meaning glossy topcoat as simply nailogical would say...not a hater...
Guy: so u wanna have sex
Girl: sure
Guy: *pulls off thong
Guy: what the fuck! a glossy taco
Guy: have u been jerking off at my boner?
Girl: what the hell is a glossy taco
Guy: when ur wet before we fuck
Girl: get out of my house!
by is ur muffin buttered? June 17, 2019
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Glossy Taco

A term for a glossy top coat on nail polish created by simplynailogical (💿The holo queen! 💿👑)
Now let’s put a glossy taco on that shit!
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Cold Taco

Sex act whereby a female inserts ice cubes in her vagina and tops it off with hot sauce, preferably Cholula. Then the male inserts his penis into the prepared cold taco.
Dude, Hailey gave me a wicked cold taco last night. My dick still zinging.
by Sockratease June 19, 2019
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walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking
thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco
by greenecounty April 23, 2019
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Coachella Taco

A woman's vagina after intercourse at Coachella (following a major outbreak of genital herpes at Coachella 2019).
"The doctor said I had herpes! I can't believe this...last time I had sex was at Coachella!"

"Looks like you ordered that Coachella Taco!"
by Courtneylius April 26, 2019
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