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Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)
U r such a Jesus..
by Kyshwore February 18, 2022
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Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.
Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*
by EmilyChi March 13, 2022
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Jesus Christ

by Masihiun January 11, 2024
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Jesus

The definition of sex. When you think of sex you think of Jesus Christ. Very sexy very strong very cute very handsome very very very sexy. Nothing compares to Daddy Daddy is sexy. I love Jesus he is very and a sweet heart. Aleah love Jesus with all her heart forever and ever and ever. He's very sexy
I would love to have sex with Jesus Christ. I would love to see Jesus Christ cock. What is the definition of sex oh, Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus was found running from the police.
by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019
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Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.
I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!
by ketchupss December 11, 2022
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