Platonic Friend

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

by andamay August 7, 2006

The friend zone

The friend zone is a made up concept, it was created by nice guys and girls in an attempt to downplay the person who turned them down. If you become friends with someone just so you can get in their pants, you are manipulating that person. When those people who believe the friend zone exist get rejected, they blow up and threaten the person who politely turned them down.

N.G =nice guy/girl
N.G: I love you anon
Anon: sorry n.g but I’m (gay, taken, not interested, only see us as friends) I hope you understand...
N.G: oH wOw AnOn! I gIvE yOu AlL mY aTtEnTiOn AnD i TrEaTeD yOu NiCeLy By HoLdInG tHe DoOr OpEn FoR yOu! BuT nO! I’m JuSt FrIeNd ZoNe MaTeRiAl! I hOpE yOu GeT (killed, abused, fired, kys) gOoDbYe BiTcH! tHaNkS fOr RuInInG mY sElF eStEeM bY pUtTiNg Me In ‘the friend zone’

by Pooootaaaatoooooo June 26, 2020

friendly friend

phrase - a friend that is friendly
used mainly toward animals

When a cute little puppy runs up to you, exclaim : "Hi, friendly friend!"

by ~GTS~ April 29, 2008

Bad Friend

Someone who claims they are going to get you a wicked cool Google T-shirt complete with "I'm feeling lucky" button, then bitches out.

AkA Ramshaw

Brad - "Hey Dave! theres this WICKED cool google convention at my school! and they are giving out AWESOME LONG SLEEVED GOOGLE shirts with COOL SUFF written on them I will GET YOU ONE!"

David - "Sweet, thanks buddy!"

*Later that day*

Brad - "Hey Dave! Check out my WICKED shirt! SOrry, couldnt get you one, but you suck"

David - ":( your a bad friend bradley...."

by Nick Meier September 30, 2006

crack-friend

A poor, blank-English software translation of vagina and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-tits. Commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated penis-enlarging technology such as Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea. Upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!"

"Women make joke at size of your male-aggregate; make there crack-friend your dominion! 49.95?$"

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Stranger Friend

Someone who is your friend on a social networking website (such as Facebook or Myspace) but when you see them out in public you don't talk to them because you're too embarassed to introduce yourself with the line "Hey. I don't know you but we're friends of Facebook."

"I totally should have talked to that chick. She's one of my stranger friends on MySpace."

by MacDintons4Life May 1, 2009

Best Friend

A particular person whom one can turn to and find complete kindness and care. The epicenter of compassion, you would be very lucky to have an individual like this grace your life.

Joei, I'm absolutely in love with your snazzyness. Thanks for being my best friend.

by Mister Chrizzle July 31, 2009