A FAG is a “Fit Alcoholic Gambler”—someone who’s in great shape but has a habit of getting drunk and making reckless bets. Despite their disciplined fitness lifestyle, they can’t resist a high-stakes gamble after a few drinks.
• “Togi is the ultimate FAG. He deadlifts 500 lbs but loses it all at the blackjack table after two shots.”
• “Being a FAG isn’t about losing—it’s about the thrill of the bet, even when you’re hammered.”
• “Gym in the morning, casino at night. A true FAG lifestyle.”
• “Being a FAG isn’t about losing—it’s about the thrill of the bet, even when you’re hammered.”
• “Gym in the morning, casino at night. A true FAG lifestyle.”
by Goblinh0lder January 31, 2025
Get the FAG mug.A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
Get the Dumb-fag cum-rag mug.Slipping off to have a cigarette on occasion. Not necessarily because you're not supposed to, just more so for an occasional smoker.
by Firebrat80🔥 February 8, 2025
Get the sneak a fag mug.Roko the fag is a nickname used to describe people named Roko who are gay or they act like gays. It can also be used if the person is acting gay on pictures or doing something gay.
Lucas: Roko lets play WoW
Roko: No, I don't like WoW it's so boring and it turns into a lifestyle on-...
Everyone: Roko the fag! Roko the fag!!!
Roko: No, I don't like WoW it's so boring and it turns into a lifestyle on-...
Everyone: Roko the fag! Roko the fag!!!
by Karakondzula February 25, 2025
Get the Roko the fag mug.Krillin: he looks like a total fag..
Gohan: KRILLIN!
Krillin: what? a “f”reaky “a”lien “g”enotype, what’d you think i meant?
Gohan: oh, i thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY??
Gohan: KRILLIN!
Krillin: what? a “f”reaky “a”lien “g”enotype, what’d you think i meant?
Gohan: oh, i thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY??
by UncleBartholomew223 March 18, 2025
Get the fag mug.An activity that many homohaters do. They look for a gay person and then they put a bag over their head until they can't breathe. This suffocates them. It usually results in the death of the gay person. It's more common among gay guys than gay girls but it could be for both. That's why it's called "Bag The Fag". Because they put a bag over the fag (faggot).
by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025
Get the Bag The Fag mug.A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
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