Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts

Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp

by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020

December 19th

National kneecap day

go ahead, kick your smallest friend, or just any person at all, in the kneecaps but remember to shout 'kneecap!' before doing it.

"hey bro, kneecap!"
*kicks their kneecap*
"shit that hurt, what was that for?!"
"its december 19th!"
"so???"
"kneecap day dumbass."

by brumbrumupurbum November 2, 2020

dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

dinning on dick December

by Coollinks November 3, 2020

December 1

Day of the nasty bitches. Nasty bitches from north, south, east and west will unite on this day to be the nasty bitches they are.

“Hey Emma, meet us at the bike shed”
“Why”
“Because It’s December 19th and we are having a meeting for day of the nasty bitches”

by Monkeylemonade2736 November 3, 2020

Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020

December 29

On December 29 queens/kings are born. There names are most lightly to be "amy,kai,Jamie,olivia,and jill"

Omg u were born on December 29! Only kings/queens were born on that day!!

by ColleenBallinger November 4, 2020

No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber

Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.

by Wrld333 November 5, 2020