Cape Cod cunt cake

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.

Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.

by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

Sloppy, Green Wart-cake

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

by Nocliche June 8, 2009

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

by St augustine wife swap September 3, 2017

chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection

My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry

by Funwun69 January 1, 2017

pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.

We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.

by dawgtopper September 8, 2011

Birthday Cake Ice Cream

Literally a gift from the Gods. This sensational bliss tastes of birthday cake and looks like a unicorn. Undoubtedly the best ice cream flavor to ever grace our universe.

Hey Anthony, do you wanna try the best thing ever???? THEN TRY SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! (:

by icecreamgoddess June 2, 2017

get cake,die young

Get cake,die young is one of Lil Peep's tattoos on his forehead.

Get cake,die young

by Idk oop July 3, 2020