When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
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Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025
Get the whipped cream on waffles for breakfast mug.The end result of a gang bang where the woman has a creampie from each man while she also has a particularly bad yeast infection.
Did you see that stuff coming out of her...Was that bukake cheese cake pussy or was that bukake cream cheese pussy?
by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025
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by topteirfreak July 4, 2025
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by wa10404 July 17, 2025
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I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"
by anonymous July 31, 2025
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