Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
"The bad moccasin family is coming over today"
by Ridindownlow67 July 20, 2022
An appointment with/for a bad bitch. An event in which a bad bitch is involved. Could be a hair appointment for a bad bitch, or a date with a beautiful successful goddess. Also known as a “BBA”
*Example 1*
Friend: who’s texting you?
Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.
*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.
Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.
Friend: who’s texting you?
Me: my ex, trying to get me to come over again.
Friend: smh. he’s always trying to make a Bad Bitch Appointment.
*Example 2*
Friend: are you busy next Tuesday?
Me: yeah, I have a BBA.
Friend: with who!?
Me: my therapist.
by Thatgirlscrookedtooth March 18, 2022
ok so tbh haven’t listened to him in awhile but his music was literally my whole life like last yr ☠️ i had a bad bunny phase ok?
anywaysss here are some of him songs i love/loved
un coco
efecto
moscow mule
tití me preguntó
tarot
ojitos lindos
si veo a tu mamá
safaera
neverita
me porto bonito
anywaysss here are some of him songs i love/loved
un coco
efecto
moscow mule
tití me preguntó
tarot
ojitos lindos
si veo a tu mamá
safaera
neverita
me porto bonito
by my fav singers/songs <3 March 23, 2023
A sexy Puerto rican rapper who had hits like "I like it", "un Verano sin si" and "titi me pregunto". He is the first non English rapper to be streamed many times on spotify. Besides music, he is a professional wrestler and a damn good one.
by Pink girl December 16, 2023
weeb: i lOve aniMe i gEt to sEe cUtE girLs anD do weEby stuff!!1!1
gigachad: ehh i dunno anime kinda bad
gigachad: ehh i dunno anime kinda bad
by moss eater August 28, 2022
The god tier roast that entails the fact that You appear to be in a not so stellar mood that can be classified as "mad" due to the simple fact that you are not talented at all at this piece of entertainment for the Nintendo Wii console classified as a video game called Mario Kart Wii which was released on the 10th of April in the year two thousand and eight, the 6th instalment in the popular Mario Kart series and the 13th best selling game of all time, which started on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System in 1991. You blame it all on QM and fail to take into account your serious skill issue that you have happened to acquire after the many years you have played this game and feel that it is the games fault that you are failing and not yours, Even though it is certainly not the games fault as you are using the best character in the game "the funkiest of monkeys" ,This, among other things, henceforth entails that you are considered to be not very good a such a game and therefore “bad"
Man 1 : ARGHHH i just failed 1:21 on Mario circuit because QM made me go into the tree!!!!
Man 2 (probably some sort of twitch chat): Mad Cuz Bad
Man 2 (probably some sort of twitch chat): Mad Cuz Bad
by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 20, 2021