Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 12, 2020

Wet Wink

A derogatory term; the Wet Wink is someone who has committed an egregious social blunder or been hoodwinked by their friends in a playfully humiliating way.

Frano did a terrible job cooking those eggs. He's a real wet wink.

by FranoH December 19, 2023

Wet Zeppole

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.

Similar to antiquing.

I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole

by Ccs2233 November 25, 2024

Wet Zeppole

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.

Similar to antiquing.

I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole

by Ccs2233 November 25, 2024

reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.

im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 01, 2017

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021