Penis wrinkle

When someone gets you Burger King

GOD DAMIT PENIS WRINKLES

by Thesenutsinyourmo, April 28, 2022

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

Shit Wrinkle

When your in the bathroom stall and you hear someone taking a shit. It sounds like a wrinkle coming out of their ass.

I was in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me made a shit wrinkle

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.

That article smells of wrinkled papers.

by crayon holder June 16, 2011

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Wrinkle Sprinkle

The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.

Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louis’s delight…

by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023