by Angular126 December 1, 2019

-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
by W3irdoz June 4, 2016

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 26, 2019

The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.
by BETCHACANTGUESS March 14, 2015

Person 1:*gets home*
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you
by TheFireReaper July 18, 2019

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by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019
