Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

by TBoarder August 26, 2013

french ferris wheel

The act of tying someone to a spinning wheel and taking out your erect penis, so the person's face will be repeatedly dick-slapped with each spin.

"How'd Kate get that black eye?"
"I gave her a french ferris wheel."

by melondeezy October 13, 2014

Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014

hairy back wheels

Either one of the two oval organs that produce sperm in men and other mammal males enclosed in the scrotum behimd the penis

That guy has a big set of hairy back wheels

by Spanno October 6, 2015

this guys got wheels

When you are really fast

Don't let him get by because this guys got wheels

by Johnnysavage22 February 3, 2017

Look at your wheels!

To look at someone's ride or just the person in general.

"Hey check this guy out" *rolls down window* "Look at your wheels!!!"

by MasterGOAT_ October 4, 2017

Boots and Wheels

Pronunciation /bo͞ots/ and /(h)wēls/
A term four McDonald's chicken mcnuggets coined by Slick in the mid to late 1990's. Boots and wheels describes the shape of the famed breaded poultry product sold by McDonald's. It was once believed that the 'boots' were made from white meat and the 'wheels' were made from brown meat.

Slick, " Can I get a ten piece boots and wheels, medium sized with a coke?"

McDonald's employee, "Excuse me, what? C

Slick, "And some honey mustard dipping sauce."

McDonald's employee, "Uh okay."

by Shady@Best September 15, 2019