whatever

a word you use when you have no other comeback to say to someone who just dissed you big time. same with shut up.

are we siamese twins?" "no" "then y r u always next to me?" "whatever!

by justinsgurlie January 8, 2011

whatever

the best comeback of all time

person 1: you're such a moron
person 2: whatever

by Szy April 28, 2006

Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

by shortcake*'s bitch July 7, 2010

whatever man

the pussy thing to say to someone when they're making fun of you. you say this instead of fighting them cuz you're too much of a pussy to do anything.

Jock: yo pussy, i fucked you're mom last night and im about to fuck you're girlfriend today too and you're a fucking loser.

Pussy: pshhh... whatever man.

by yeahhhhhhhh8 October 3, 2009

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

whatever-whateva

In crunk terms: Do something and don't be afraid. Termed from the ignorant in a little neighborhood in the Ne district of Dallas, Texas.

Person1: You wanna go pop that jo. Person2: Whatever-Whateva!!!

by T-man November 4, 2004