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whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."
You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.
by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004
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a different, and funnier, way of saying, "whatever floats your boat..."

usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird dick-weed.
" oh my God, don't you just love watching the Power Puff Girls 24/7!?!"

"mmm...whatever tickles your oyster"
by vicky-lou-evans December 22, 2005
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Synonym for "whatever floats your boat".

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
"Stefanielikes Sprite. Whatever creams her twinkie dude".
by Dr. B June 10, 2005
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whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly
My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!
by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012
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whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.
Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."
by thai rye July 19, 2005
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Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.
Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."
by InRalphLauren August 15, 2015
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whatever creams your corn

another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...
Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."
by urbaniam August 27, 2011
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