A place where underpaid illegal Spanish, Caucasion, or Hispanics go to shop for clothing for themselves and their family. To make things sound fancy and make themselves feel wealthy and lucky, they choose to pronounce the store as, "Va-Loo-Vee-Lage".
"Look at this beautiful sweater I got at "Valoo Vi-Lage" Barbara"
"Oh...uh, yes. Valoo-Vi-Lage? Ohh you mean Value Village, silly woman. Awww, don't give me that frown.."
"Oh...uh, yes. Valoo-Vi-Lage? Ohh you mean Value Village, silly woman. Awww, don't give me that frown.."
by Blastigle August 27, 2004
Get the Value Village mug.Progress is not a place you wanna go to, you will most likely get robbed or even shot the jway members are very dangerous also up coming Tampa rapper known as Bhustle has a buzz in the rap scene in Tampa also with buck Sosa and boonk82 they are currently beffing with clair mel city from what I’ve heard progress village has shot at them and the store multiple times but Clair mel manage to not shoot back progress village is not to be fucked with for your safety don’t go there alone or at night if they don’t know you.
by Lil Steve’s frm da 4 September 8, 2021
Get the Progress village mug.or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.
Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?
Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again
Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach
Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village
Teen 2: dude hes trippin
Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me
Teen 2: oh sit its the cops
Teen 1: again!
Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again
Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach
Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village
Teen 2: dude hes trippin
Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me
Teen 2: oh sit its the cops
Teen 1: again!
by the941 March 11, 2011
Get the Siesta Village mug.A Homosexual singing group of pedophiles popular in the Disco/Studio 54 era.
One of their most famous songs was YMCA which of course stands for Young Mens Club of America and is a club for male youth which proves that fags are pedophiles.
One of their most famous songs was YMCA which of course stands for Young Mens Club of America and is a club for male youth which proves that fags are pedophiles.
Marriage was set by god in the garden of Eden to be between one man and one woman and later Jesus commanded to keep sacred the sanctity and holiness of marriage by keeping it between one man and one woman.That precedent is from antiquity and so it takes precedence over this stupid country.Gays are hateful anti-religious bigots and by their own songs they admit that they are pedophiles.
by you suck you smelly bigots June 9, 2005
Get the the village people mug.by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007
Get the Barbarian Village mug.1. someone who has been locally skeeted upon on a massive scale
2. the sodomy-cycle
3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with
2. the sodomy-cycle
3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with
1. "that village bicycle looks like a bukake-fest"
2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*
3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"
BONUS #4. emample in music:
(drag queen orchestral choir sings)
"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"
(Frederick Mercury sings)
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)
"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"
---QUEEN
2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*
3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"
BONUS #4. emample in music:
(drag queen orchestral choir sings)
"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"
(Frederick Mercury sings)
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)
"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"
---QUEEN
by reryig December 14, 2008
Get the village bicycle mug.A collection of condominiums in Florida considered on "the wrong side of the tracks", bordered by walls on the west and south sides and "Shit's Creek" on the north and the east. Mired by burglary, vandalism, and occasionally arson, it has been a springboard for criminal activity for the surrounding ghettos since the early 90's. Its residency is scourged by prison candidates, squatters, juvenile delinquents, and disenfranchised youth, among others. Due to its close proximity to the ghetto without the same police attention, it has become an attractive place for fuck-ups to come and shoot up Ice or pop class 3 pharmaceutics. On a quiet weekday morning you can hear the intercom from Harllee Middle School alerting administration of a fight in the sixth grade hallway.
"How should I say this? Shadybrook Village would not be on the top of my list for condos to live. A lot of the units got bought up by investors when the market went south." - Anonymous blog post on city-data.com forums
by pissandmiss November 9, 2015
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