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vegetarian torture 

A food or event designed to break a vegetarian's willpower so that they're compelled to eat meat. Examples of vegetarian torture include BBQ, Bacon, Thanksgiving, Pulled Pork.
I had to sit through a catered office meeting and endure the vegetarian torture of smelling bacon for two hours! Of course I broke down, bacon is my vegetarian kryptonite.

Vegetarian 

Contrary to popular belief, the word "Vegetarian" refers to individuals who have proudly given Vegeta a blowjob. Therefore, Vegetarians are actually quite fond of meat.
You're the first person I've ever met who wasn't a vegetarian.
Vegetarian by no, the other guy January 7, 2012

Vegetarian 

An old Indian word for bad hunter
Lets throw rocks at that hippie vegetarian bastard
Vegetarian by poopwarrior69 March 19, 2012

Vegetarian 

A person whose diet consists mostly of vegetation. They do not eat meat because they believe killing animals for meat is immoral/mean/etc.
Not to hate, but let's just face it: In the end, vegetarians are just stupid people who fail to realize that plants are just as much alive as animals. (Including insects and humans) So, the thing is, no matter what, every animal (including humans) ALWAYS HAS TO kill SOMETHING to get food, unless their diet consists of nothing but dairy and stuff.
Vegetarian by dragongirl253 August 7, 2012

Vegetarian 

Why is that vegetarian eatting meat
Vegetarian by belldandy18262 December 8, 2009

Pesco Vegetarian 

A vegetarian who also happens to be a pessimist.

A vegetarian who sees the glass half full.
James wanted to eat beef but he's been depressed lately and converted to a Pesco Vegetarian
Pesco Vegetarian by nmorris86 October 17, 2010