The act of trying to hide one's boner and instead failing miserably by exposing the head of the penis above one's beltline.
missed connection >>> m4m
was downtown bar when we made eye contact. u had a raging z tuck. i had on a black shirt. u smiled and started to come my way but my homophobic friends beat u. id like to make it up to u. if you get this respond with the color of my eyes and the tattoo on ur tip.
was downtown bar when we made eye contact. u had a raging z tuck. i had on a black shirt. u smiled and started to come my way but my homophobic friends beat u. id like to make it up to u. if you get this respond with the color of my eyes and the tattoo on ur tip.
by RaunchyRick69 July 09, 2011
driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"
by stnikolas September 14, 2016
A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.
by Da Plumber July 07, 2008
When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 January 22, 2012
When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019
To send or receive an intimate or endearing text message just before going to sleep for the evening.
by Mdeck July 29, 2008
by Zombie Food October 20, 2010