Definitions by stnikolas

Tuck and Roll 

when you get pissed off with your passengers in your car so you tell them to jump out the car

driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"

Tuck and Roll by stnikolas September 14, 2016

Oporto's 

The best chicken burgers you will taste in your lifetime. Hands down one of the greatest fast-food place in Australia

person 1: "you wanna go for oporto's?"
person 2: "i'm in the middle of sex with my girlfriend"
person 1: it is better than sex"
person 2:"ill be there in 5"

Oporto's by stnikolas September 14, 2016