Oporto's

The best chicken burgers you will taste in your lifetime. Hands down one of the greatest fast-food place in Australia

person 1: "you wanna go for oporto's?"
person 2: "i'm in the middle of sex with my girlfriend"
person 1: it is better than sex"
person 2:"ill be there in 5"

by stnikolas September 14, 2016

Tuck and Roll

when you get pissed off with your passengers in your car so you tell them to jump out the car

driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"

by stnikolas September 14, 2016