tomb of the unknown niggertot

The lone burnt black-ass tater tot at the bottom of the oven that no one with claim and smells like shit.

What is that smell?!!!! Oh man, that's the tomb of the unknown niggertot

by ZippyMoonbatJr March 24, 2017

tomboy

Not Biwanks

"I'm not a girly girl, I'm a tomboy"

by biwanks96 March 13, 2018

Living Tomb

the idea that most people spend the majority of their lives in their living rooms and the rest of their life in a tomb

I'm laying on my living tomb floor listening to music through the surround sound of my subwoofer. Everything vibrates.

by Dark Sarcasms February 28, 2011

Tomas

A kid in high school, who no one knows, the only friends he has are the ones he made in elementary school. Most of his friends all girls who have all friend zoned him yet he has had more relationships than you. He's a wannabe hipster fuckboy. He prolly plays some lame sport. Spends his weekends working and doing homework because he has no life but still has average grades because he averages af. He's not that attractive but he thinks he is cause he over 6ft, has a weird/funny but more weird personality. Can't sing. Wears the same shirt every day. Ain't about shit. But you still like, you're too good for him but you still like him and try to convince yourself he's not all that bad but he is all that bad.

Girl 1: Tomas
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas

Girl 3: idk who that is

by smithsmithsmith222 December 23, 2017

Tomber

A boomer who often has suicidal thoughts.

Damn dude sometimes Kyle is such a tomber. I heard he tried to hang himself again last week.

by ObaboSacredTexts May 18, 2019

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Washington DC. A sacred and solemn burial site. Used to hold remains of unknown or unidentified dead military, but some have been identified using modern DNA. The site in the U.S. of the highest respect for the military people who have been killed in war.

Typically guarded by soldiers who can never drink alcohol, smoke, and must live to high standards.

If George Bush shows up, please vomit on his uniform.

by SoberVoter December 3, 2004

Tombstone Pizza

When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.

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You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!

by DownfallSilas December 7, 2009