Sunbathing Butter

This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.
Hockey player 1: Why is mike laying out on the ice? He hardly got hit.

Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!
by TV CAR March 08, 2010
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cocoa butter

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)
Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!
by Chrishawn Johnson July 28, 2006
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Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
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Butter-Drummed

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.
The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.
by Harmbiscuit May 18, 2022
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Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.
Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window
by toasty-mm November 08, 2010
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butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.
by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016
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Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
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