munt

The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.

"Hey ladies, have you seen Jenny's munt? I can't believe she pushed 4 children out of that thing!"

by quagmire's dad March 31, 2015

munt buddy

A friend or acquaintance that you bring to the munting cession

Tallon: Yo Xavier do you want to be my munt buddy
Xavier: Hell yes I would love to be you munt buddy

by Master of poondunk April 5, 2024

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

Munt

Man Cunt

My boss is a total munt

by dgb13101 January 22, 2015

Munt

A person who goons/falls for lolibait

Munt- “Man i love nekopara and gooning to anime girls specifically the young ones!”

by Femboy11236 August 5, 2025

Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024