TJ's

Short for Trader Joes, the grocery store.

me: "hey i'm hittin up TJ's, you want anything?"
not me: "uhhh YEAH. I love me some TJ's mmmmmm"

by gengar_loves_tjs September 13, 2020

TJ

The absolute worst type of person.

Type of dude who looks up the Wordle answer every morning before taking it. Probably owns a 6.5 Grendel and wears $75 designer shorts. Also was late on his credit card payment once in 2018.

Person 1: I saw you guys went hunting last weekend! Any luck?

Person 2: yeah we saw some… But TJ was shooting so he missed.

by Monica from friends February 15, 2022

Tj

Tj, is someone who is so big he brought a spoon to the super bowl

E- did you see tj at the super bowl?
k- yeah he had a spoon with him because he’s so fucking big

by realfr September 19, 2023

tj anxious

Tj anxious is another name for the infamous Tahir Javed. He is well known for his social anxiety and accidentally sitting on his children's face.

"Woah did you see Tj anxious' new post on Instagram he looks so good!"

@tjanxiousiseverything

by Tj anxious lover August 14, 2017

TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna

That guy has to be a TJ Swanson

by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022

tj

a rapist and doesn't know how to treat girls. he has a small penis and is the worst hockey player ever.

tj is a huge asshole and has no freinds

by tj should kill himself November 30, 2021

Tj

My super fucking hot cute godamn best fucking boyfriend ever. He’s not a dickehead he’s just perfect and I love him so much

Mia loves Tj so much

by anonymous July 9, 2022