tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

I Tiajuana Bull Whipped You!

by 2muchofapimp January 6, 2004

Tijana

Beautiful, Caring, Amazing Girl, Anyone Would Be Lucky To Have A Best Friend Just Like Her <3 Best Hugs Out You Could Ask For && A Strong Girl That Dont Take Any Shit From People, Trust Her With Your Life ! I Love Her <3

Person 1 : Daamn She Is Seeexy Total Tijana ;)
Person 2 : Best Hugs Out, Just Like Tijana <3

by Brea_Baby November 23, 2011

Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.

I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Tijana

Shes too damn perfect ! So seductive and sexy! She won‘t leave your mind .When Tijana is in a room full of people you WILL stare at her because she‘s so Beautiful

Sexy and Seductive oh thats a tijana

by Miki miki October 23, 2018

Tjuana

• straight forward person
•friendly until you cross the line

•killer booty
•An amazing friend to have

#man I with I had a friend like a Tjuana

by Sofia king August 25, 2016

Tiajuana Whore

(n.) A party animal, usu. a female friend, (although term is gender-neutral), who, in the process of going out places herself in an continual state of FML, which includes, but is not limited to the following: (1) excessive drinking, (2) random shacking, (3) misplacing personal items, esp. purse and iPhone, (4) loss of memory, (5) random mistexts, (6) loss of clothing, (7) loss of transportation, and (8) loss of one's self-identity.

Short: TW, or T-Dub.

Ex. 1

LL: Adri can be such a Tiajuana Whore at times.
Lola: Really? I thought she had it together.
LL: Well, the other night ago, when we went out... she lost it.
Lola: Lost what?
LL: She lost it all: her keys, her new blouse, her iPhone, purse, rings and necklace.
Lola: Where'd ya'll go?
LL: Just to the bar.
Lola: Damn.

Ex. 2.
After a night of indiscretion, a TW still thrives for more.

The Morning After

Server: And what can I get you to drink ma'am?
TW (still shit-faced): Obnoxious inaudible rambling... OHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOOOOO! Coughs Oh, I'll have a mimosa, and a shot of patron mother-fucker.
Server: All righty, ma'am, we'll have that right out (smiles).

by LolaLaguna November 24, 2010

tiajuana trampoline

Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.

I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.

by Donnell April 11, 2007